Happiness Is Not a Big Penis

Money. Relationships. Jobs. People. People with big penises.
All of these these things come (lol – sometimes I’m so immature) and go in our lives. I like using the analogy of a roller coaster. When you ride a roller coaster, it’s full of ups and downs. That’s how life is. Sometimes you have it all, and sometimes it seems like you’ve got nothing.
But since all these things – money, relationships, jobs, people and big penises – can be taken away, it doesn’t seem like any of them are effective candidates for true happiness. If you do place your happiness on those things, then you’ll probably end up living in fear that any of them will be taken away. With relationships, by the way, this fear is called jealousy.
I don’t think it makes sense to place our happiness on all the ups. Because surely we will have downs, too. Life is full of both. I don’t think it’s about maximizing the ups and minimizing the downs. I think it’s about experiencing all that life has to offer with an open heart, enthusiasm and joy. Maybe that’s real happiness?
I don’t know what happiness is for you. But I think I know what it’s not: money, relationships, jobs, people or big penises.
Unless it’s really big.